For Solana traders

Stop being
exit liquidity.

WAGMI reads every trade you’ve made, finds the habit that keeps you red, and coaches it out.

01 · The scan

Paste a wallet.
Watch it confess.

Every swap rebuilt from chain in about a minute, then the seven reads.

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Paste a wallet and watch it read the tape, live.

02 · The arc

From the fryer
to the jet.

Same guy. Different process.

crying wojak in a red fast-food uniform holding a tray of fries
The fryerDown 99%. Buys every top.
focused wojak in a hoodie with red headphones looking at his phone
The grindReads his tape. Writes three rules.
wojak tossing his red visor, a green chart on his phone
The day he quitThe rules held for a month.
wojak in a black suit with a red tie holding a martini
The jetEdge known. Boring on purpose.

03 · The reads

You’re not unlucky.
You’re predictable.

Seven reads on how you really trade. Graded on process, not PnL.

Hold time

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Median hold, every closed trade.

Where they buy

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buys came within 30% of the chart’s high.

Gave it back

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Times a trade was up 2x and closed under +20%.

Sold way early

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of sells ran 3x+ after, with a bag that could have sold up there.

Rode it down

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Trades closed at 0.3x or worse.

The edge

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The grade

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Graded on process, not PnL.

Mental calendar

When the trenches trade worst.

Win rate by weekday and hour of the buy, UTC.

LosingWinning

Live from every wallet WAGMI has read, added up. No wallet is shown. Yours come from your own tape.

04 · The fumbles

What did
you fumble?

Every sell that ran 3x+ after you got out, priced from your own fills.

  • Your fills, not guesses. What you sold, for how much, read from the chain.
  • Sellable peaks only. A wick nobody could fill doesn't count.
  • Honest about dips. If it fell 30% first, a stop would have closed you out. Not counted.

Left on the tablelive

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every early sell WAGMI has measured

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    Live, from every wallet read so far. Yours gets its own card to post on X.

    05 · The coach

    Ask why.
    Get receipts.

    It knows your trades. Every answer comes with your timestamps, your sizes and a rule.

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    your wallet · read-onlyOpen the app
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    • Instant reads.entries, exits, holdings, trades, pnl, edge, rules. Your numbers, the moment you type.
    • Why, with timestamps.What happened, why it happened in your wallet, what would have been better, and a rule you can commit.
    • What you missed.Every sell that ran 3x+ afterwards, priced from your fills, with a card to post on X.

    06 · The crew

    Pick a side
    of the counter.

    $WAGMI

    Finally, a bag
    worth holding.

    Hold $100 of $WAGMI for every rescan and the coach. Your first scan is free.

    First scan

    Free

    One full analysis of any Solana wallet. No sign-up. Nothing to sign.

    Hold $100 of $WAGMI

    Everything

    Every rescan and the coach with memory, for as long as you hold.

    Analyses

    ∞

    The gate re-checks your balance each session. Read-only.

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