For Solana traders

Stop being
exit liquidity.

WAGMI reads every trade you’ve made, finds the habit that keeps you red, and coaches it out.

Open the app

01 · The scan

Paste a wallet.
Watch it confess.

Every swap rebuilt from chain in about a minute, then the seven reads.

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Paste a wallet and watch it read the tape, live.

02 · The arc

From the fryer
to the jet.

Same guy. Different process.

crying wojak in a red fast-food uniform holding a tray of fries
The fryerDown 99%. Buys every top.
focused wojak in a hoodie with red headphones looking at his phone
The grindReads his tape. Writes three rules.
wojak tossing his red visor, a green chart on his phone
The day he quitThe rules held for a month.
wojak in a black suit with a red tie holding a martini
The jetEdge known. Boring on purpose.

03 · Bad habits

You’re not unlucky.
You’re predictable.

Live from every wallet we’ve read. Different coins, same mistakes.

live · reading the trenches

The entrywonlost· each dot is a real buy

Buying the top.

—won near the top 
—won on a pullback 
The exitran 3x+ after the sell

Paper hands.

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fumbled on sells that ran 3x+ after.

The take-profit2x, then under +20%

Round trip.

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trades went 2x, then left with crumbs.

The stop-lossclosed at −70% or worse

Bag holding.

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trades held all the way down.

The holdband = win rate

Speed dating.

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the median trade.

Live from every wallet WAGMI has read, added up. No wallet is shown. Yours come from your own tape.

04 · The fumbles

What did
you fumble?

Every sell that ran 3x+ after you got out, priced from your own fills.

  • Your fills, not guesses. What you sold, for how much, read from the chain.
  • Sellable peaks only. A wick nobody could fill doesn't count.
  • Honest about dips. If it fell 30% first, a stop would have closed you out. Not counted.

Left on the tablelive

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every early sell WAGMI has measured

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    Live, from every wallet read so far. Yours gets its own card to post on X.

    05 · The coach

    Ask why.
    Get receipts.

    It knows your trades. Every answer comes with your timestamps, your sizes and a rule.

    coach · paste your wallet
    > 
    your wallet · read-onlyOpen the app
    calm wojak coach in a red jacket pointing at a whiteboard with a rising line
    • Instant reads.entries, exits, holdings, trades, pnl, edge, rules. Your numbers, the moment you type.
    • Why, with timestamps.What happened, why it happened in your wallet, what would have been better, and a rule you can commit.
    • What you missed.Every sell that ran 3x+ afterwards, priced from your fills, with a card to post on X.

    06 · The trenches

    Clock in.
    Trench with paper.

    Real launches, real prices, hourly shifts. Nothing at risk.

    Enter the trenches How a shift works
    • ~1 sto every new launch
    • 1 lamportfill error against the real curve
    • :00a new shift every hour, 10 paper SOL
    • 0 SOLat risk

    Flip coins, not burgers.

    07 · The crew

    Take profit,
    or take orders.

    They all aped the same coin. Half of them sold.

    $WAGMI

    Finally, a bag
    worth holding.

    Hold $100 of $WAGMI for every rescan and the coach. Your first scan is free.

    First scan

    Free

    One full analysis of any Solana wallet. No sign-up. Nothing to sign.

    Hold $100 of $WAGMI

    Everything

    Every rescan and the coach with memory, for as long as you hold.

    Analyses

    ∞

    The gate re-checks your balance each session. Read-only.

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