WAGMI for Solana

Get better,
not luckier.

WAGMI reads every trade you’ve made, finds why you lose, and coaches you until you don’t.

The scan

Every trade, rebuilt from chain.

Paste a wallet and watch it read the tape. Signatures, swaps and positions first, then the seven reads that explain your PnL.

Scanning “hollow-otter-41” (demo)demo
Log0 events
Positions0
TokenSideSizePnLHold

Waiting for a wallet

 

Signatures0Parsed0Positions0Reads0 / 7

Demo loop. Paste a wallet above to run it for real.

The arc

From the fryer to the jet.

Same guy. Different process. WAGMI is the part in the middle nobody posts.

crying wojak in a red fast-food uniform holding a tray of fries
The fryerDown 99%. Buys every top.
focused wojak in a hoodie with red headphones looking at his phone
The grindReads his tape. Writes three rules.
wojak tossing his red visor, a green chart on his phone
The day he quitThe rules held for a month.
wojak in a black suit with a red tie holding a martini
The jetEdge known. Boring on purpose.

What it reads

PnL is the symptom.

Seven reads on how you trade, graded on process. A green trade that broke your rules is still a bad trade.

Hold time

11 min

Median hold. You’re not investing, you’re flinching.

Entry timing

61%

of entries land after the 3x.

Round-trips

7

Wins you refused to take.

Fee bleed

18%

of gross. Priority fees are half of it.

Tilt

4

Streaks right after a red trade.

Your edge

Sub-$200k, held 2h+.

71% of the demo wallet’s profit on 14 trades. Everything after a 3x lost 19.8 SOL.

The grade

C-

Graded on process, not PnL. A green trade outside your edge still counts against you.

Mental calendar

When you trade worst.

Not when you made money. When you made decisions. Worst: Sat 02:00–05:00. Best: Tue 09:00–11:00.

TiltClean

Demo numbers from a sample wallet. Yours come from your own tape.

What you missed

Sold too early?
See the receipt.

For every sell, WAGMI checks what the token did next. If it ran 2x or more on volume that could have filled your bag, you see the dollars you left on the table, priced from your own fills.

  • Your fills, not guesses. What you sold, for how much, read from the chain.
  • Sellable peaks only. A wick nobody could fill doesn't count.
  • Honest about dips. If it fell 30% first, a stop would have closed you out. Not counted.

example share card: I sold BONKLET too early, $1,426 left on the table
One tap posts your card to X. This one is from the demo wallet.

The coach

It remembers you.

An actual terminal with an actual brain. Type a command for an instant read, or ask why you sold early. It answers with your timestamps, your sizes and a rule.

coach — try it on the demo wallet
> 
demo wallet · type help
calm wojak coach in a red jacket pointing at a whiteboard with a rising line
  • Instant reads.trades, positions, pnl, edge, rules, calendar. Your numbers, the moment you type.
  • Why, with timestamps.What happened, why it happened in your wallet, what would have been better, and a rule you can commit.
  • What you missed.Every sell that ran 2x+ afterwards, priced from your fills, with a card to post on X.

The crew

Same guy. Different process.

$WAGMI

Hold $100 of supply.
Analysis forever.

The token is the business model. Holders fund the inference, so nobody pays per report.

First scan

Free

One full analysis of any Solana wallet. No sign-up. Nothing to sign.

Hold $100 of $WAGMI

Everything

Every rescan and the coach with memory, for as long as you hold.

Analyses

∞

The gate re-checks your balance each session. Read-only.

rich wojak in a suit handing cash to the crying fryer wojak at the counter
CA soon